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A Check-list of secrets not to be shared with girlfriend , Posted On - 4/2/2007 9:30:25 AM 
In any man-woman relationship there are bound to be some secrets. There are certain things that your partner should never find out about you. This especially holds true for men, who need to hush up on a few occasions.
For instance, she doesn't need to know about the hot girl who works at your office, and you don't want to her to know that you cried for a week after ex dumped you.
After all, you always need to maintain some leverage in your relationship. And as soon as your lady has all the goods on you, the power distribution would have shifted, Here are some things your gal should never know about you.

Your conquest count
If you are serious about this girl, never tell her how many girls you have wooed. It's okay to tell your guy freinds. But not her.
Why rake up the skeletons? It may only come back to haunt you eventually. So, don't divulge your numbers - doing so will upset her and put you at risk of spending the night alone.

Your Income
When you are dating a girl, never reveal your income. Let her love you for you and not your money. And as you get acquainted with her over the days or months that follow, you can reveal your money power. Until then, take it easy.

Location of your porn stash
It's general knowledge that guys indulge in some seedy videos. But being outright honest about it in the early stage of your relationship isn't required. If your girlfriend comes to know about your collection, she may feel inadequate or eye you suspiciously.
A wrong way to start off at least. Chances area tha you may end up losing your 'precious' video collection.

Your weaknesses
May be you cry during insuarnce commercials.. or maybe you aren't really as self-confident as you make your self out to be in public.
These frailties don't matter - as long as she never finds out about them. Of course, girls go all weakkneed when guys cry. Aah.. a Catch-22, won't you say?

Your strip club experiences
If you have ever been to a ladies bar, keep the experience to youself. Don't even concede that you used to go regularly. She will want to know why you went, how much you spent etc.
And the questions will keep resurfacing intermittently for the rest of the time you are together. So careful, buddy.

Your own time
Women know that guys masturbate. It's a fact of life. But your woman doesn't need to know the frequency, duration and tools that you use to get off - it might just pique her curiosity.
A guy wants to be alone on that level, and you don't need her trying to sneak up on you when you are having some "personal time"

Source - HT
 

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