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TEN TERRIBLE PICK-UP LINES, Posted On - 4/16/2007 2:50:18 PM 

There are various ways men can impress their women. They can pay a thoughtful compliment. It doesn’t hurt to be tactful and express their emotions.. kissing and cuddling in public or being a comforting shoulder to cry on when things aren’t going too well for her.

Romancing your other half by winning and dining her at swanky restaurants or by buying nice things as a surprise are just some of the other ways of winning brownie points.

However, getting to the relationship level means progressing beyond the dating stage. That will never happen if you’re the sort whose modus operandi consists of throwing chat-up lines at her.

Check out some of the worst pick-up lines… go up to a woman and use one of these cheesy lines below at your peril.

 

  • There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • If I said you had a beautiful body…… would you hold it against me?
  • Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
  • Bond…James Bond.
  • Do you have a map because I’m lost in your eyes?
  • I’m here now darling. What were your two wishes?
  • Haven’t I seen you on the cover of playboy?
  • I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the pretty woman.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Wow….are those real?
  • You look so good……I could drink your bath water.
 

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